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Jonathan 12 Jul 16
that's my girlfriend. I just preached my first sermon, she recorded it and wanted me to watch what she recorded. Thanks
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hey it's dick Dec 13
I'd say take this L but you can take this D
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hey it's dick Dec 13
Me after I have that one last mental breakdown before 2018 so I can have a fresh start
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hey it's dick Dec 10
"I'm tired of your shit I'm leaving." Me:
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hey it's dick Dec 10
When it's cold as fuck outside and you ain't tryna get frostbite so you improvise
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hey it's dick Dec 6
Dis bitch: "I support Melanie, she's innocent." Me:
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hey it's dick Nov 25
When you realize Thanksgiving is over and you fat as fuck. School coming back Monday and your anxiety boutta be 100/10 and you probably ain't getting shit for Christmas.
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hey it's dick Nov 18
When couples in the hallway pretending to be a mother bird feeding her kids worms
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hey it's dick Nov 10
When somebody accidentally walk in on you taking a shit
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hey it's dick Nov 10
*phone goes off* *sees notifcation in lock screen* "Bitch. Why. The. Fuck. You Been Running Yo Mouth.. ?😴😭💀🆗 Imma...etc etc etc" *opens messages* me:
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hey it's dick Nov 10
Me when I scroll down my feed and see a bitch complaining over other people lives
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hey it's dick Nov 10
"Would you fight yo mama for $20?" me:
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hey it's dick Nov 10
when u realize you done fucked up by roasting the hell outta him and now he mad at you so basically you scared af that he finna leave yo ass rip
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hey it's dick Nov 10
When I come back to my acc and find that somebody reporting my shit
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hey it's dick Nov 6
I told this girl she ugly and she said she gets it from her Mama and then she try to say her mama was mines
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When yo mama say she gone take yo phone but you forgot to do your streaks Nd its 5 mins til 12 Nd u see her standing in the doorway
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hey it's dick Nov 6
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hey it's dick Nov 6
Him: Aye my girl broke up wit me.. u tryna give me sum head or sum real quick lowkey ? favor for a favor ? Me:
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When y'all on facetime and she say she boutta play with her toes
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When you was with your other hoe earlier and your main hoe come home asking why the couch smell like sardines
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