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hey it's dick Nov 18
When couples in the hallway pretending to be a mother bird feeding her kids worms
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hey it's dick Nov 10
When somebody accidentally walk in on you taking a shit
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hey it's dick Nov 10
*phone goes off* *sees notifcation in lock screen* "Bitch. Why. The. Fuck. You Been Running Yo Mouth.. ?😴😭💀🆗 Imma...etc etc etc" *opens messages* me:
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hey it's dick Nov 10
Me when I scroll down my feed and see a bitch complaining over other people lives
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hey it's dick Nov 10
"Would you fight yo mama for $20?" me:
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hey it's dick Nov 10
when u realize you done fucked up by roasting the hell outta him and now he mad at you so basically you scared af that he finna leave yo ass rip
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hey it's dick Nov 10
When I come back to my acc and find that somebody reporting my shit
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hey it's dick Nov 6
I told this girl she ugly and she said she gets it from her Mama and then she try to say her mama was mines
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When yo mama say she gone take yo phone but you forgot to do your streaks Nd its 5 mins til 12 Nd u see her standing in the doorway
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hey it's dick Nov 6
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hey it's dick Nov 6
Him: Aye my girl broke up wit me.. u tryna give me sum head or sum real quick lowkey ? favor for a favor ? Me:
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When y'all on facetime and she say she boutta play with her toes
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When you was with your other hoe earlier and your main hoe come home asking why the couch smell like sardines
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When the police at your door so you gotta act like you never was a prostitute before in yo life
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When it's a gay hook up but he's actually a transgender woman
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hey it's dick Nov 6
When y'all otp and she say why you quit talking.. I HAD TO BREATHE NIGGA
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BillaBang🔌 Nov 5
I'm always chill, I don't bother no one. I just do me and live life.
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hey it's dick Nov 5
My response when my mom come home nd ask if I was playing mommy nd daddy wit my little sister
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hey it's dick Nov 5
When your parents divorce so your mom uses you to fulfill her needs
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hey it's dick Sep 17
when ur mom comes busting in ur room screaming abt ur grades
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