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Daniel Ruiz Tizon
'Darkly comic' - Italian Vogue. Writer-broadcaster Rep Creator of 'The Café Chronicles' on
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 31m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
I need all the facials I can get my hands on. Assuming I'm not living forever and my exit doesn't mirror my parents' abrupt demises, I suspect the doctor telling me my time's almost up will repeat themselves because from my expressionless face they'll assume I didn't hear them.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 33m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
Pulling a facial. This might be my 'minor setback' facial.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 33m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
Tweeting like it's still 2010 and people read threads. That's where it's at.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 34m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
You come through a two-year period in the late eighties sharing the marital bed with your dad after your parents' marriage breaks down and you think you can deal with whatever life throws at you. Maybe that made me complacent.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 36m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
I remember absorbing that news and just being more determined to sell that script. The setbacks were always brushed off. These days it takes me a few days to bounce back and they're not an enjoyable few days.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 37m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
I try to access moments of say a decade ago, being informed by my old producer that the Beeb had passed on a script and not caring because I knew I'd written it for Channel 4 and Channel 4 was what I wanted. And I got there. As I knew I would.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 38m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
This up and down business. It's not for me. I might, right now, even prefer just a run of draws than a win here and there, punctuated by losses.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 39m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
I wouldn't mind some draws. That's all I'm tweeting.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 39m
Replying to @1607WestEgg
I've had positive writing news this month but what's harder to take as I get older (and become a better writer than my more consistently successful days) is the ups and downs. You're winning or you're losing. Like American 'soccer' in the 70s, there are no draws.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 42m
Tough industry this. I was just minutes away from meeting my 2nd and 3rd script deadlines OF THE DAY when a script sent out earlier this month was rejected. I was just minutes away from feeling positive about the day's accomplishments. Didn't even get to savour that.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 4h
Final Draft insisting 'saveloy' is spelt 'suavely'. Disappointing that even a spell checker has little regard for this much-maligned highly seasoned sausage.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 4h
Riff Raff confirming purchase of the new 'goodybag'. I wonder if they can tell that 90% of my telecommunications are with the over 75s?
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Chapel Playhouse 5h
Replying to @BreadandRosesTC
Following the success of The Platform at our sister venue - we now introduce our new writing night to The Chapel Playhouse. Pieces for The Platform are selected through our monthly Playwrights Circle. Come along & support our fantastic writers ✍️
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 5h
London's most unfashionable jogger set to hit the park. Planning to counter the inevitable deeply troubling dog fouling visuals by focusing on my life's highlights, such as the sheer joy I felt when my 1992 debut goatee was picked up by Dixon's CCTV cameras in Clapham Junction.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 8h
If there is an AFTERLIFE, and if this kind of troubling visual is a common feature there, I'm signing up for immediate reincarnation, even if it means coming back to life in a third world country or as some wild beast. Pic: Brixton Buzz
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 8h
08:49hrs. My first swear word of the day.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 8h
Replying to @boydie71
Given your knack of replying to day old tweets Michael, I don't think you're a good fit for the 'emergency' contact.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 8h
I think I'm right in tweeting that Liverpool's defeat last night was the first time they've lost their opening match as defending European champions since their 2-0 defeat at Forest in the 1st Rd, 1st leg back in Sept '78. Pic: Getty
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 9h
Replying to @boydie71
Last year was the first time in a few years that happened Michael. Hopefully no repeat this year.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon 9h
Pulled a good facial expression yesterday when I had my flu jab. Trying to see how I might be able to incorporate it into my every day life. Similar to this facial, which I normally only pull when I come across grown men wearing ankle socks, or worse still, NO socks.
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