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Old Monk
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Old Monk Jun 11
I'm 35 and this is way off mark. It should be every single second.
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Old Monk Jun 3
Replying to @0ldm0nk84
Knockout punch of a song :
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Old Monk Jun 3
Yeh tha azal se tha, Uske fazal se tha, Bada kaam tha jo zameen par, Wo toh likh diya tha jabeen par, Jo guzar gayi, wo guzar gayi, Bewajah yahaan naa raho miyaan, Chalo miyaan… sabr le lo, Qabr le lo… Ghar mein aao…
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Old Monk May 29
Replying to @NIA_India
But does it have GPS chip??
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The Onion May 27
Modi Soars To Reelection Victory ?
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Old Monk May 26
Replying to @MemeQueenSurbhi
Budiye ke baal ka to pta nai...
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Old Monk May 23
Thanks for sharing in my sadness
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Old Monk May 23
Will after I recover from severe depression
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Old Monk May 21
Replying to @BhayanakPuppy
Where's the downvote button when one needs it
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Old Monk May 19
So you want him to hug you imagining you might like it just in case and then risk molestation charges because it was not consensual? Dude escaped the trap. (I know its an imaginary joke but, nope, straight thinking guys would avoid the situation, fyi)
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Old Monk May 18
Replying to @JCBwaliLadki
Haha god damn exciting account. Catfish to nai hai!
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Old Monk May 18
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Old Monk May 17
Replying to @oxymoronic_me
I've had a maharashtrian friend who was a fan of Yesudas' carnatic classical concerts. Worth listening too!
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Old Monk May 17
Replying to @oxymoronic_me
Oh wow... So happy to see this from a non South Indian! There are so many Malayalam Yesudas songs that are mind-blowing that it exceeds a tweets capacity. Thanks!
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Old Monk May 8
Replying to @lady_gabbar
But you said you left your job, so you are technically jobless
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Old Monk May 8
great respect for your journalism, but your carelessness when it comes to punctuations and spellings in your tweets are by god legendary!
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Old Monk May 8
"Facts are sacred and who said here is not important" - Hitler.
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Old Monk May 7
Oh just rechecked, everything above the tummy is very out of place
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Old Monk May 7
No there's somebody who asked if she is pregnant.
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Old Monk May 4
Replying to @FlipkartSellers
Organised
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